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my "baby" has been laboured today.
so check it out at Hougang Mall.

看

I had photo shoot 2day....

The photographer was shooting the product while I was checking him out....

他很有型哦!!!
身材又好
又是典型的单眼皮小眼睛

我爱!!!

changing

last night I was browsing thru Fayth's photo album,
little did I realise that her looks changed!
But still as rascal as before!

I found a clip on her sucking her thumb...
so funny...
upload soon....

Assluck

Its been a while since I caught up with the gang,
whats else beat a mahjong game....

some last min thingy so we got a new player (aka hustler)
Damn! I know its not a good sign to get new player (maybe I'm juz paranoid or I got atas hand that I dun play with strangers!)

How can anyone game a 大三元 plus 3 games of 5 double and yet lost money?!!!
I dun believe my assluck!
tsk! tsk!

I think Mcdees shld change their hotline no. and advertise more....
We figured the whole aftnoon whats the placement for the 3s and 7s
and even went to the extend of searching ST,
and turning on the TV waiting for the commercial....
and still can't find the number....

alas, after gazillion tries, we finally got the number....
only to realise that they dun serve milkshake!
roar!!!!

Wedding Dinner FAQ

Wedding dinner is truly a love-hate relationship.
Apart from being happy for the couple (if you are truly, that is) you can annoyed with the conversation through the dinner.

“Hey, so when is your turn?”

Obviously this isn't a closed friend of mine, not knowing that I haven't been attached for a while.

Those who are attached starts to participate, sharing their experience of the preparation of the big day. ROM> studio> right gown> photo shoot> dinner> house etc., everyone have wonderful experience to contribute.

Moving on from the topic....

“Hey, so hows life?”

Again, people starts to share their life....

While the couple went on for the champaign pouring, photo taking (so, do they know who are those people they are taking the pix with? But thats another story altogether), sabotage from the good friends, the conversation at the table went on concurrently.

So do they have a checklist, just in case they missed out the FAQ?

Next time my wedding, I won't allow them to start on these Wedding Dinner FAQ.
You are invited 'cause the couple wants to share this blessed moments with you, so shouldn't the topic be focused on them?

Like you share how you got to know the couple, your friendship with them, the crazy things you have done with either party, or the juicy gossip for them etc.

Its a wedding dinner, for God's sake.
This isn't a gathering.
Respect lah deh!
Nabehz!

cheapo

Bambam called me a cheapo coz I refuse to get broadband and surf at macdees...

I is poor
esp when I juz got a new toy and going back to school again...

moreover, to conpliment my new toy, I need to get accessories to beautify it....

Back to school

after bumping for so loooonnnnngggg....
I've decided to go back to school.....
but I can't find my uniform....
whahahaha~!~!~!~

no life?!

I dun think so.....
Definetly not!

but....
if two person told me the same thing in the same day,
is it true?!

I dun sell my life to the company!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

then again lately....
apart from work and home
I dun seems to be doing another other constructive stuff....
oh dear!!!

自掏没趣

sometimes when there is a missed call, its better left as it is....
I see flying $$$
sigh~

300billion pounds, thats all you can do???!!!!

This morning match was such a disgrace!!!!

half a field skyhigh-paid players and only 2 goals at the last 5mins???!!!

and its against a country who is only well known in beauty pageant!
Gosh!!!

And let me be Frank to your Lampard (pun intended) , if you can't shoot, save the effort!

Retribution??!!!

I opened the door and saw 2 lizards making out at my doorstep....
I stood frozen!
I is afraid of lizard but I is brave....
I scare them away
muahahahaha~!~!~

When I reached ground floor, sharp pain in my tummy....
raced back home for relieve...

Then I can't get a cab coz every mutherfucker cut the Q in front of me....
plus I is stingy and refused to pay another $3.20 on top of the $1 surcharge...
so I am late for work....

morale of the story?
Don't disturb sexually engaged lizards...

Liverpool virus

seems the come back king virus is spreading....

look at the Auzzie...

Fast in learning

Lately Fayth love to suck her choochoo and 扮鬼脸
I guess she think its fun imitating her entertainer

and she likes to ransack my room
she peep at us if we are watching her....


and slowly she make her way to her new discovery


I'll take it that she is curious....
when you love someone, all the bad points will be deemed as their good point...

Handicap!!!

The office server was down yday..
all thanks to someone from the HQ sending out a huge files to the all the malls...

now that the server is up, everyone starts to d/l the mails thus jamming up the server again....
and Mr. Server has decided once again to go on strike!!!

wats more Mr. Online Email Portal refused to clean the shit left behind by his counterpart, and so he is officially on ignore mode!

I wanna die....
everyone is paralyzed!

Everyone is chasing behind my neck......

Any assassinate out there who wants to earn quick bucks?

Slience

I had the most unusual meeting yday...
it was an hour of slience meeting conducted through pen and paper

My vendor is mute and deaf, so the only communication tool was through pen and paper

We ditched the PR talk and went straight to the agenda

Compared to the jerk I had to entertain this morn, I love the pen and paper!

sometimes I feel like a slut, entertaining buggers...

"Yes sir, I understand your concern, rest assure that we will do our utmost to address it. We are here to serve tenants"

"oh yes! I'm sure you can do something for me. My trust is in you..."

PR = 骗人 (pian ren)

Dun you think so?!

$ not well spent

I paid the usual $40 to Murphy

but nobody notice my new hairstyle...

sadness!!!

new toy

I smach my piggy bank and bought my new toy....

almost died @ the PC show!!!

The crowd was insane!!!

Escalators broke down at the City Link Mall exit and the overhead bridge to Suntec...
shame on the operation pple!!!

For a moment, while on the overhead bridge, I thought the bridge might collapsed!
怕怕

nonetheless I like my new toy


only that I manja the saleperson and they refuse to throw in a $26 webcam for me!
angryness!

Big cry

I took the same lift with our neighbour and their grouchy kiddo (cries every morn w/o fail) and I casually mention that when Fayth cries, she could be heard at Level 1.

night fall, she cried LOUD!

I think she had a nightmare, facial expression denotes frightened

even my usual peek-a-boo stance dun help much.

she pushed her entertainer (yours truely) away...

even her smelly bolster, she turned it away...

Luckily granny is back in Lion City to pacify her....

cut hair

I wanna snap off my hair...

fringe?!