I opened the door and saw 2 lizards making out at my doorstep....
I stood frozen!
I is afraid of lizard but I is brave....
I scare them away
muahahahaha~!~!~
When I reached ground floor, sharp pain in my tummy....
raced back home for relieve...
Then I can't get a cab coz every mutherfucker cut the Q in front of me....
plus I is stingy and refused to pay another $3.20 on top of the $1 surcharge...
so I am late for work....
morale of the story?
Don't disturb sexually engaged lizards...
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