I was telling the boys the spooky encountance of my fellow colleagues from the new office....
Like how the LED of the phone set kept blinking when no one else was in the office except my colleague...
and the non stop keyboard typing sound from the cubicle behind her, when again no one else was in the office except her...
plus the flickering of the ceiling lamp in Ladies...
but the ultimate has got to be this one....
The technician went to the AHU to clean the floor, when he took to mop and looked up,
there is this figure wearing the stadard white uniform with long hair covering the face standing in front of him!!!!
after saying prayers, somehow the figure disappeared and he continued his work.
Just as he turned around, the figure sat at the door!!!!
WAH LAU EH!!!! 需不需要这样???!!!!!
为什么又是你???
My technician damn suay! Turn here and there, its still you...
But I shan't share with you guys where the place is...Just leave it as the mall that my company have newly acuquired.
The boys shared their frds' encountance... (strangly, we always have a lot of experience to share)
This frd's frd was walking back home when this "uncle" stopped him and asked
Spooky Uncle (SU) : 阿弟，有没有香烟?
Suay Friend (SF) : Uncle, 我没有
Then, he continued his journey home. But the "uncle" caught up with him and asked
SU: 阿弟，有没有香烟?
SF: Uncle, 我真没有
He sensed something is wrong, and double up....
Turned back and spooky uncle can't be found....
But when he turned back, the uncle was in front of him!!!!
The more he walked, the more spooky uncle kept appearing and disappearing...
Not that he didn't wanted to buy cigarette for the spooky uncle, but the wasn't any 7-11 around and the nearest coffeeshop is 20mins away....
He quickly called his friend who lived two block away from him...
SF: Oei I need cigarette, quickly bring 1 pack down for me!!!
Angry Frd: Sian eh!!! Now what time time already?! Smoke your head lah! tuu....tuuu....tuuuu....
and angry friend proceed to off his mobile phone!!!!
The Suay Friend can't believe what his brudder did to him...
and at this moment, spooky uncle was still standing there...
Our suay friend panic button and ran for his life....
But spooky uncle is always disappearing and re-appearing....
He got into the lift and while the lift door closed, through the lift window, he saw spooky uncle standing outside.
The lift reached his place and the door opened...
Guess what?! Spooky uncle standing at the corner of the lobby.
WAH LAU EH?!!!
Sure balls strink can....
Nabehz!!!!
你可以放过我吗????
At this point, our dear friend left with no choice, took the life down again, ran for good 20mins to the "nearest" coffeeshop and bought a pack of cigarette!
He made his way back, but spooky uncle was no where to be found along the journey....
Reach his place, left 3 sticks outside his place before he got into the house....
Next morning, 3 cigarette butt was left at the door mat.....
This is damn spooky!!!!
Morale of the story, always leave a few sticks with you and now you know who your friends are....
2 comments:
okay...maybe i'll go home earlier during the 7th month. heh.
the uncle asking for ciggies one, really scary...
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