Damn the cabby!!!

KNN! Motherfucker! Diu lei ge hai

try to be funny with me! Can’t differentiate between left and right?!

My usual route back home from town : whichever expressway>PIE>exit Bedok Reservoir> Tam Ave 10 > right turn at junciton.

Yday the cabbies drove me off to some ulu padang place despite directions has been given.

When he exit at Bedok Reservoir, I told him to go straight toward Ave10 make a right turn at the junction.

I closed my eyes for a while. When I opened my eyes, I wasn’t anywhere near my place, but at the end of road heading towards Pasir Ris.

First thought, what the hell is he bringing me to? Both side of the road are tress, trees and trees.
I yelled at him.

Me: Oei, where you bringing me to?
Fucker: XXXX (that’s my address)
Me: NB, we are heading towards Pasir Ris. Both are of fucking different direction. Bloody hell! I told you which route to take, you didn't listen izit?!
Fucker: Orh, ermmm…sorri sorri, I missed the traffic light…
Me: *got ready my mobile* in case he didn’t make a U-turn, I will dial for help

Deep down, I was reprimanding myself for dozing off. I was dead tired after the long day at work and I went drinking after knock off. (Actually I didn’t drink much, Bam can be my witness)

Throughout the whole journey, I rested my eyes. As in closed for a while, opened up to check where was I.

I can’t imagine what would have happen to me if I didn’t opened up my eyes and checked.

Lets say the cabbie was outright to cheat me, took the longer route so that he can earn a few dollars more.

Or worse, he is bringing me to …..

WTH was I thinking, how could I let such things happened...

We always hear people saying Singapore is a safe country. Its safe to travel till late.

I say fuck that!

Perhaps mine is the extreme case and it seldom happened. But who can deny that such things do happen.

To date, I’ve yet to read in the papers of such cases. But maybe it did happen and the victims didn’t report.

To those who didn’t report, you are damn silly.

If you didn’t stand for yourself, who would?

If you don’t protect yourself, who would?

Take my MRT incident for example (another story, another day) If I didn’t stand up for myself, I would have let the fucker scot free.

Thank God! The fucking cabbie was, I don’t know, scare of me? ‘Coz I shouted at him and flaunt my vulgarity vocabulary + my everyone-owns-me-a-million-buck face makes the whole ah lian package more convincing.

If he had filthy bad thoughts in his head......

I've learn my lesson, never doze off in a cab when you are alone.

Don’t give chances to anything.

Obviously, I didn't pay him the exact fair, who would?!