Digicam bargain

I went digicam hunting with my auzzie 单眼皮小眼睛男生 at Sim Lim Sq.

this is what happen....

we walked into store X after checking out a few other stores...

FA: Hi! (flashing my signature smile = u better give me a good price) Do you have Lumix FX9?
Saleperson (SP): Yes we do.
FA: How much is it?
SP: $588
FA: What's the package?
SP: 256mb memory card and leather casing
FA: Huh? 256mb? Can you give us a better rate?
SP: erm ok lah I give u a 512mb but same price.
FA: I'm sure you can give a better rate. I'm paying cash.
SP: really cannot. this is best best price.

FA countiue to seh nai and suddenly she notice SP's chest is tattooed...SP shall be known as saleperson with tattoo - SPWT

FA: Can show me your tattoo?
SPWT: erm.... *pull shirt to the side which reveal 2 nice dragon on the chest*
FA: Fwah ur dragon very nice lorhz... very tribal! u designed?
SPWT: *very shy* erm ok lah....ya I did the design.
FA: wha.... talented lehz!
SPWT: *very shy plus blush* erm alright lah, my design so so... others can do better. very seldom girls get excited over tattoo. U have?
FA: nope I dun. I only like nice design and no cheena biang design.
SPWT: ya ya! cheena biang very bengish.

my auzzie 单眼皮小眼睛男生 whisper into my ear "Darling! back to the camera!!!"

FA: so how, give me a better price lah...
SPWT: *think hard* ok lah I give you $575
FA: $560 can or not
SPWT: huh? Cannot lah! Let me earn a little bit lah... if not I no commission.

the bargain continued to ding dong ding dong for a while......

FA: ok lah we want a black colour
*SPWT goes to the back of the counter to check*
单眼皮小眼睛男生: u very evil. por him on the tattoo in order to get a better price!
FA: hello?! I'm helping you to save momey.
单眼皮小眼睛男生: ok ok I keep my mouth shut! Damn I know it was right to ask you along

SPWT: erm sorry... I dun have black colour...
FA: huh? no black... got check properly?
SPWT: serious I check twice. Take the silver its very stylo.
单眼皮小眼睛男生: I prefer the black.
FA: hai yo! like that 有缘无份 I wanna give you earn commission also cannot.
SPWT: no choice lorhz. *show the sianz face*

we walk out of the store and proceed back to the other store which offer us $571, 512mb memory card and leather casing.