10 Things I need to do to stay in the Managerial Position

1. You need to "look" pretty.
2. Dress to kill. As little as possible even though the air-con is freezing cold in the office. Even when everyone else is wearing 2 layers of sweater, dun wear any so that you can show your can't see cleavage
3. Know how to bootlick your boss. Agree to him in everything he say. Show concern to his health. Tell him what to eat and what not to eat. Share the "same" interest as him
4. Bitch about him when he is not around in order to blend in with other colleagues and hear what they say. This is useful as you can use it against them if they do pose a threat. 
5. Always accoompany him to lunch so that he can take you to expensive eating place and you need not pay for them
6. Know how to backstab your subordinate and snatch away all their credits and ideas. Push all the blame to them in everything matters.
7. Act dumb and innocent when you make mistake
8. Bitch about your family problem to gain symphaty, so that you can claim off-time and need not replace back
9. Look sick n tired on Friday so that you don't need to come back to the office on Saturday
10. Make your subordinate do your work while you surf net, chat on the phone, and do your school assignment.

Well~ this is how my manager showcase her talent in the office....