Michael Owen & Newcastle????!!!!!

No fucking way!!!!

AHHHHHHHH.... *pull hair real hard*

Wat has the world come to????!!!!

WTH is he thinking???!!!

Liverpool can you pluuurrrssseeee be more cash rich????!!!! Look what you have done to him????!!! Sign those useless bugger for fuck?!!! u need a real striker lah dey! Pair him up with Gerrad I'm sure you will bring that cup home this season...

*sob sob* I can't picture Owen wearing that fugly zebra suit... someone pls burn down Newcastle!!!!

You are only fit for Red NO. 10!!!! You are always Anfield!!!

a week ago....

1 week ago, upon receiving an account statement from my gym demanding for outstanding payment. I called up the office and did a shameless act.

I cook up a story in order to get them to reverse the charges and activate the last month membership payment which I paid in advance upon signing up the contract.

I was shameless. I told her that I will be outstation for 2years and it's a ulu padang area, and since they do not have a branch there, I will need to terminate my membership.

I also said that I wasn't aware that the termination form has to be submitted 5working day before the GIRO deduction date and that when consultant did not advice me on that.

Thus, I need them to settle this issue asap as I'm "leaving" end of the month.

Yes I told a lie. But I've got no choice and got to do it coz these people are incorrigible and you have got no idea how they suck my money dry.

I was smart this time, no I didn't kick a big fuss about it but I spoke to the lady politely and act innocent.

I added this "I'm sure there is something you can do for me and appreciate your help"

Walah! Its solved like this *snap fingers*

Just the other day , Kel and I have been talking about how we sometimes use 烂招术 to manipulate others and achieve what we want...

This is the reality, baby! Human are just pain ugly being. Even though we gain a new lease of insight thru the forum, but the outside world is evil and people will resort to every ways to get you down.

How are we gonna fight this evil force?????

Let say if I have come clean and told them the truth i.e. I just want to terminate the membership as I have not been utilizing it. Would they have 乖乖 reverse the charge? NO! They won't.

Alright alright! I know I should be authentic thus I'm writing this entry to come clean. To that helpful lady, Thanks for you help.

Size matters?

a msn-conversation with Dunk

yadah yadah yadah....blablabla…blablabla…

Me: so any update recently?
Dunk: someone say I got a big dick
Me: hmmm.... I didn't see, can't say much
Dunk: she saw. But I don't think mine is big
Me: go read this article and measure
*proceed to give him the URL of the famous penis measuring article written by Xiaxue*
Me: read aleady? *jokingly* Got measure? Is it a 3 plus 2???? Whahahaha~!~!~
Dunk: If I'm a 3 plus 2, will you bed me?
Me: FYI, gers are not bottomless pit
Dunk: yeah lor. So I think mine is enuff. It's a 2 I think. Suitable for everyone.
Me: ok lahz that's an average.

What's with guys? Does size really matter?

So what if you are blessed with a big brother, but you are like Jason Bing in American Pie...what a turn off...

Ok perhaps you guys have heard saying like "size doesn't matter, but it's the passion and love that matters" and you think its total crap.

I'm telling you its not. I mean there are a lot of other ways to compromise a small dick.

Women are like kids, we like surprises. How boring can it get if it's the same old routine act. No wonder I hear of girls faking an orgasm.

yesh.... I know it is wrong (will discuss this on another day) and women who do that should be given two tight slaps across the face...

Look, women are not bottomless pit, so ditch that idea thinking that the bigger you are, the mighty you are, and that she is gonna enjoy it.

For the last time I'm telling you guys.... No we women don't!

Let's not even talk about those who has high tolerance for pain. On a general note, NO! we dun! Its painful.

And if you don't know what you can do to spice up for sex life, goodness sake, ditch your FHM & Maxim! Go read some women magazine. They have a lot of interesting article.

There is nothing wrong for men to read a women magazine. Not as if your brother would shrink to pea size.

new character added

to the warfare...

how "nice" and complicated things are going....

its like introducing a new character into those periodical wartime drama e.g. 杨门女将

have to restrategize in order to win the war.

I'm tired of all your unscrupulous acts.

how ugly can humans be....

Yet another family day.

Yeye's death anniversary. Went to the temple to pay my respect. Only to realize that grams had a bad fall on Saturday and she look like 钟无艳

Heart ache. But theres so little we can do since people don‘t heed our advice and turn a deaf ear at whatever things we say.

Met up with chuan for lunch at Katong.

Had beauty rest the in the afternoon.

Chatted with Kel over the phone. Feels good. Sometimes, when we are caught in a scenario, we can’t see the whole picture but a third party will be able to do the job.

went to grams place for dinner.

Yet another family day....

Closet Fanz!!!

Dinner with Gerri and gang at Mama LuciA @ Robertson Quay. Food was great. Proceed to Partyworld @ Prince Edward.

OMG! Army boys are closet Cyndi Wang, Aqua, Britney Spears, Kylie fanz.

They know every single songs. I was shocked! Mind you, these boys hold high rank in the army....

The whole sing K session wasn't much so for us to sing out but for us to showcase out slaughter chicken skills.


Gerri and Allie too shy

We laugh non stop at each of us off key singing and silly dance steps.

I introduced my current favourite hokkien song <<一百万>>to everyone. Everyone was speechless.

I like the song coz it actually sing out the 心声 of every Singaporean.

No Orgasm over Royce!!!

First meeting up session with the guys after our Landmark graduation.

Arranged to meet up at 7pm @ Carrefour entrance opposite Royce. I was the first one to reach, but I went shopping at MNG so Zul was there first.

Talking about integrity, haiz....disappointing! Sook Bing,Kelly, Jeff were late. Where is your integrity?

Kelly bought me 2 boxes of Royce chocolate!!!!



I luff you deep deep, Kel

We had Turkish cuisine at the Tropical Atrium (the same the village had when we celebrated Lawrence's ORD)



The food sucks! They didn't have most of the items listed in the menu. So whats the point of having a menu dude?!


So what are the food that is listed that you have???


The not so nice food....

I don't really enjoy the food coz everything comes with zucchini, capsicum and yogurt. *puke*

And they made me waited for at least half an hour when there were only 3 tables.

Gary came to join us much later coz he wrap up his work late.

The best part was when I took out 1box of Royce and shared with everyone. Kel said I had an orgasm when I took the chocolate.

I did not! I’m savoring the choco.


Kelly and Zul


Sook Bing and Jeff

so why is Gary and I not in the pix??? Coz we were chatting and they totally forgotten about us.... *sob sob*

The gang had a good chat and we decided to adjourn to Ink for a drink but Jeff and Sook Bing had to leave coz they had programs after the dinner.

At Ink, I ordered my favourite Champaign. Moet! In fact 3 glasses. Oh ya and a tequila shot thanks to Kel!

We left the place at about 11plus.

Met up with him at his place and slept over. We had too much and slept like a dead log.

Got back a while ago....I'm feeling sleepy liaoz....

Reds won the Supercup

3-1 victory over CSKA Moscow!!!

very kan cheong watching the match... thanks to the equalizer at the very last min... or I'll cry big time...

Muahahaha~!~!~ I'm thrilled!!!

and super high...high over alcohol...thanks Kelly! Was at Ink a while ago with her.

And now I'm half watching soccer + half sleeping throughout the whole match. And the snoring right beside me isn't doing me any good.

Moby say thanx to TTMC, Cisse scored the lucky equalising goal...

*up to you to believe*

p/s: Personally I don't....Cats only bring bad luck!!!

feeling lousy

Boss arrange a meeting with the whole wide world without informing you.

5mins before the meeting start, she ask you to attend the meeting.

You are required to brief everyone what is required from them.

And when they start asking question which is beyond your level of aswering, the bosses juz kept quiet and expect you to give an intelligent answer and commit.

WTF!!!!

First, you have no respect for me as your subordinate and didn't inform me about the meeting.

Second, I didn't prepare the neccessary data for the meeting and thus fail to convey the message

Third, I dun sit in the office to serve you. I serve the company not you. Dun fucking expect me to srop whatever I'm doing and come serve you.

Fouth, when pple ask you question, you give a irrelevant answer, and make us look like idiot. As though I know nuts about my JOB!!! Smart Alec!

You know what, I feel like I'm a 7-11. Serious, so used and filthy. People dun even respect me at all.

If this goes on, I'll just quit and go. As much as I love what I'm doing, but the are so many indian chief around giving all the unnescessary comments.

Si when can I complete the work????

a surprise sms

morning, recieved a sms from Raymond.

was surprised.

I thought after the 纠缠 for so long, we decided to cool off and not to contact each other for a while.

it was a casual exchange of sms=es like "how have you been" etc

I guess everything pretty much come to an end for us.

we are juz friends.

secret saving account???

should we or shouldn't we?

Well I think we should. In today's society where a marriage certificate don't guarantee anything, its good to keep a seperate account from your other half and be self-substainable.

Men, are you aware that your wife keeps a saving account, their so call 私房钱...

ok, lets not go to the extend of divorce, and that sort of drama drama...

I talking about pampering yourself once in a while. Like getting another pair of shoes, going for spa, buying a bling bling to reward yourself...

Wouldn't it feel good to swap the card without worrying being questioned by your hubby?

I'm sure phrases like "What??!!! another pair of shoe??!!!" sounds familar...

In fact, I'm for the idea for men to keep their own seperate acoount. I think guys should also pamper themselves after working so hard to bring the bread home every month.

You deserve a good treat.

However, I would ask for both wife and husband to be responsible with their little secret account. Its meant for your own pleasure, and by pleasure I'm not refering to love hotel or flings.

Can you imagine if you are a gamer and your wife is not, and every single time you slurp on XBox or PS2 games, she starts nagging at you?

I'm a classic example. Not that I'm married, but my ex-bf used to spend a lot on some arty farty things, and I totally freak out.

To me, its a pure waste of money. But, I fail to realize that I've been spending N amount of money on shoes, bags, food etc

I mean we are not even married, I can't imagine if how things will turn out if we are...

so, thats when I though it would be good to keep a seperate account from my future hubby.

Call me selfish, but I want to save my breath explaining to him why I bought the pair of shoes.

Men fail to understand that women spend a lifetime looking good for who, yes, for themsleves and also their husband.

Imagine bringing your wife out to a function, and when pple start saying that "Hey, is that your sister?" *ego level drop to negative*

I have to clarify that I dun spend the entire pay check on myself

To be honest, whenever I go shopping and come across nice stuff, like shirts, tees, tie etc, I would buy them for my bf, the usual reply I'll get is "dun waste momey can?! Buy me more realistic stuff like games..."

*speechless*

*ccol down*

I know my man, he is the 嘴硬心软 type. The more he say he doesn't like the stuff, the more he likes it. You can tell that when he starts wearing them every other day....

Men are like women, hard to understand...

We often heard women saying 老公的钱是我的，我的钱是我的... I can't totally agree with this. We have to asses base on the trust between two parties. I think its due to the culture and mindset of Chinese, men is always bringing the bread.

Even so that more and more women are educated and are high corporate flyer, still, they would expect the men to contribute more to the family.

Even you ask a man, he would never agree to be a stay-home husband.

I would say to also have a joint account together, which will be used for daily family expenses.

Come on~ lets face the reality, living in S'proe today, 1 person income is barely enuff. When kids come into the picture, its even worse.

I guess love is important in a marriage, its like a primary factor. But secondary factors e.g. trust, momey, living habits etc also plays a part for a marriage to work.

would you keep a secret account???

future?

Whats my future gonna be?

should I move on or stay on?

move on to where?

I got no idea who I want to be

When we are young, the most common composition topic - am ambition

never did I once sat down and gave it a thought. How do I hand in the assignment? I wrote on a safe topic like: I want to be a teacher, I want to be a nurse, I want to be a policewoman.

Yes! Its boring but I never fail to fetch a grade A.

When I finish O's I didn't know what course to take. I only knew I wanted to enrol myself into a poly, for the fact that 1) I didn't want to start working and 2) JC are for geeks and boring pple.

Back then, poly was THE place to be.

So what course to take? Since I didn't do well, I'm only left with Engineering and IT courses. I hate electronics, mechatronics, IT so I'm left with Building Technology and Quality Engineering.

No, I didn't want to QC, so I choose Building Technology.

My grades weren't that great, but still I manage to pass every semester without to re-paper.

So, grad from poly, wanted to start work coz I was very broke. I temp in a cafe for 3mths and became desperate so I accepted any building related job.

1st job survived for 17mths before I switched to a total different field and stayed for 1yr. Got promoted and transfer to another department - my current position.

Honestly, I never know what I wanted as my career although I give my best shot for every assignment I undertake.

Even when I wanted to further my studies in uni, I didn't know what to take.

I'm at a junction, to stay put and complete with my upcoming promotion or to take on another challenge.

I've to make a choice

well said???

Yesterday is but a vision,
and tomorrow is only a dream
but today's well lived makes
every yesterday a dream of happiness
and every tomorrow a dream of hope

bad hair day

most fustrating thing could ever happen in the morning.

worse if you have a important appointment for the day.

the more you try to to fix it using different type of styling products, applying N amount just makes it worse. wax, jel, spray, moose, you name it all.

the harder you try, the more sturbborn and rebelious it gets. Its like a rebellious brat.

Your inner voice starts saying "OMG I look like a alien with antenna sticking out from the sides"

The minute hand of the clock didn't pity you and stop moving, and you realize that you have spend the lasr 20mins on that antenna.

The more you think of it, the angrier you get. The thought of getting the scissor and trim it off flashes across, but hey you realize that you are in the process of keeping your hair long.

Now you wish you didn't have natural curl. How you wish you can hide everything under the adiddas cap.

You give up...

"This will be a new hairstyle which will be in trend"

Landmark Forum Part 2

back from Landmark graduation...

5-day forum finally came to an end...

I'm glad I went and survived (heard that 30 pple lest aft the first day)

Like what I told the rest, Life is nothing and meangingless, everything else is possible.

I've signed up for the action series which will commence on 1 Sept, which also means that I will miss Project Superstar Grand Final! (JY is no longer there, so WTH!)

Yday night was like a reunion, everyone were so excited and shared the breakthrough they had on Monday and Tuesday.

And me? I was armed with a my lagged digicam and snapping ard.

So its like graduation but less the 四方帽 (somebody said that, sorry I can't rem who)

I took a few pics, but they were too shy to appear on my blog (hello?! Thats a story ok!!!)

Anyway since my blog is popular so I shall not disclose their face to avoid overwhelming overnight fame!

crap lah dey! I respect and protect their privacy...

We went for supper at ABC market (they are going to demolished the place soon) for Teochew Mui

since I can't show their face, I shall say out LOUD their names! muhahahaha~!~!~

Lets see...ok... Zu aka the singer, Gary, Jeff aka the dragon-boater, Kelly aka the hotelier, Kok Hong and myself were there.

Ronald didn't join us coz he had to be at work early today.

*aaaahhhhaaa...feels much better saying their name*

the aftermath...

*finger pointing* the beef taste great...


Gary ordered a Durian Shake! OMFG! This is surper good! The taste really linger in my throat! Kelly can't stand this...

It has been a great journey for me and it wouldn't been possible without the contribution from everyone.

There are a few people that I would like to acknowledge...
~ Linda, my ex-boss, who brought me to the intro, Thanks!
~ Allain, the "obnoxious" frenchman, Thanks for imparting valuable knowledge to all of us.
~ The Landmark Forum Singapore team for all the hard work put in to make this forum possible
~ Raymond who tongbang me to the forum, everyday.
~ all the participants for your generosity of sharing your "story"

I wish all the participants all the best!

Living everyday with possibilities and breakthrough...

p/s Kelly and I share a little "secret" keekee... any stiring effect 2day? *smile*

Asia 1st Corporate Blogging Conference

Blogging has taken itself to the next level!

Corporate blogging, how cool!

Blogging is touted as the next BIG thing in business communication, combinning the Internet platform and word-of-mouth communication.

More and more companies has been exploring to use blog as a marketing platform for their products.

Some had feedbacked that blogs benefit businesses in a number of ways:

1. Direct Communications - Blogs provide a way for you to speak directly and honestly with your customer. As well as an excellent feed back channel.

2. Media & Public Relations - Blogs are excellent PR tools. The media calls you, not your competition.

3. Brand Building - Serve as another channel to put your brand in front of the customer.

4. Relational Marketing - Blogs allow you to build personal, long-lasting relationships with your customer that foster trust.

5. Reputation Management - Blogs enable you to manage your online reputation.

6. Intranet & Project Managment - Blogs make great, easy-to-use applications for internal communications within an organization.

Even top corporate executive use blog as a communication tool within the organization and to the public. A good example is the CEO of NTUC Income.

I'm proud to say that I've been invited to this event, where the speakers will share with the audience topics like policies and best bractices, blog marketing strategies, implementation and design, writing effectively, blogging for specific audiences and company...

Speakers will include Susannah Gardner, author of Series of books Dummies, and Paul Chaney, President of Professional Blogger Association.

*President of Professional Blogger Association!!! How cool!!! Dun pray pray*

Both are author of "Buzz Marketing with Blogs for Dummies"

BUT......no free meal in this world...$295 per pax!!! Gosh! I dun think I can get approval...

*running on tight budget...shit!!!*

Everyone is aware of how powerful a blog is. Blogger has been awarded with book offer, product endorsement. Bloggers have their faithful buch of readers, and this people faithfully check out these blogs everyday.

*I'm one of them*

so those, who are going for the conference, please share ok....

It will be held on 21-22 Sept in Le Meridien Singapore.

updates
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Froggy juz pointed that the event will be held in Furama City Centre not Le Meridien. Pls dun flame me if you find no one there....

伟仔 new haircut...

yandao wor...

was at Taiwan to promote 2046 for cables

venturing into Hollywood

俊扬，你是我的绝对Superstar part 2

My wish was not granted...

俊扬 was boot!

*tear rolling down my cheecks*

my wish to see him in indoor stadium will not be granted

my wish to buy his first single will not be granted

Nevertheless, I got to listen to that song which was originally meant to be released

I believe that he will not give up his dream.

I will be waiting for his debut album.

I guess wining the title isn't everything, look at Taufik, in terms of popularity and album sale, dun think he won Sly.

What matter most is the exposure got thru the competition.....

To creat a new possibility in life

I'm back from Landmark Forum.

The journey was rewarding, fulfulling and inspriing.

I feel that I've been given a new lease of life.

It feels like now I'm begining to write the first chapter in my life. For the past 22 years, everything that happen to me a draft which was filled with untrue, pretentious story that I wrote to cover each and every incident.

I see the transfomation in myself and am glad that I've took up this journey.

Through the forum, I am touched, moved and inspire by the possiblities that one can creat.

The life story that everyone shared during the forum was a wake up call. All along we humans have been living life as a story. We are never contended.

We try so hard to aaccomplish things and to be successful and failed to realize that the more we do that empty we feel.

Now, I understand th reasons that build up my character all this while and because of all these strong suit that I created to protect myself, it affected my relationship with my family, friends and love life.

I give up the fear, story and strong suit that has been stuck with me all this years, complete with it and move on...

My previous entry about the issue with Mit, Bam was right, he came back and I fell into the same pithole again. I called him last night and I completed my issue with him and I am happy.

Remember all this while my relationship with kor that hasn't been going well? I talked to him on Saturday night. I gave up the story that I've created about him and and admit to him that all this while, I made him look bad so that I can look good.

I made the possibility that I am honest and trueful to him and a new relationship together.

I see things in a different persepctive without bringing in judgement.

Life is nothing and meangingless, and this is it. I begin to understand that we make the choose and not decision.

Desicion is made base on reason while Choice is made base on choice. When we make a choice, the choice becomes ours; we are responsible to it and this is it...as though theres is no tomorrow.

With that we can enjoy every moment of it and not view it as a chore. We are able to ace in it naturally.

My graduation will be this Tuesday evening and I'm totally excited about it.

The possibility that I have created for myself and my life is the possiblity of being honest and happy in every aspect of my life.

1hrs after this entry....

Recieved a sms from Mit...

surprised...

He was touched by what I told me and he admit that it was his lifestyle and that he was unwilling to commit to any relationship. What I said was true...he just want to satisfy himself. And he thank me for the reminder...

I was touched. i didn't know my words has such great effect on people.

I knew Mit for a while, never once I heard him saying such sentimental words...

I guess what Allain said in the forium is true. You juz need to said what you feel and not paint any story to cover your tracks and to look good. This is insuthenticity.

Human being are always so concerned about how they people look at them and failed to communicate truefully.

I believe both of us can work towards a better friendship...

Cheerios...

one nil...

Liverpool 1 - Sunderland 0

whahahaha!~!~!~

*jumping up and down with joy*

Didn't get to catch the match...coz was having my Landmark Forium...

Thanks En for updating the score....